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Max
Sun Sep 07 2008, 08:31PM
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40 gypsies die and go up to Heaven...

...at the Pearly Gates they are met by St Peter who gets on the line to God:

"My Lord there are 40 gypsies seeking entry into the Kingdom of Heaven"

God:

"Pete were bulked out with pikeys at the mo, so grab the leader to select the best 15 and let just them in"

St Peter:

"OK Boss"

30 seconds later...

St Peter on the phone again:

"My Lord they've gone"

God:

"What the pikeys?"

St Peter:

"No Boss the feckin Gates!!!!"

[ Edited Sun Sep 07 2008, 08:32PM ]

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